bless you!
12 ways to become a pornstar:
1. don’t wear shirts with outtakes
2. avoid wearing skirts or dresses
3. please, not blond
4. search somebody who hates you and loves to destroy your image (s/he would love to be like you anyway)
5. ignore people
6. be so holy that it becomes unserious
7. be sarcastic. they don’t want to understand it.
8. have a great inner eye gift
9. be original. somebody always is going to hate that.
10. make funny jokes about sexual things. or treat that theme too serious (because at least it isn’t, isn’t it?)
11. avoid masturbation. it’s dangerous.
12. fuck. religion. it’s dangerous too, if you want to have it like that.
